I.
Slayer equation:
crypt plus vampire equals bad.
Clue in, already!
II.
Sisterly lecture
on dangerous ickiness
canceled by bombshell.
III.
Hears the words, but . . . huh?
Frowns in incomprehension.
Spikesinwhatwithwho?!
IV.
Resolves to commence
Operation Avoid Spike.
Shouldn’t be too hard.
V.
What’s he playing at,
this undead Eddie Haskell
flattering her mom?
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