I.
DeSoto, Ramones,
a flask of bourbon and thou . . .
birds go for that, right?
II.
Surreptitious glance
gives way to naked panic.
Watch the hands, buddy!
III.
Bloke can’t even stretch
without her flippin’ her wig!
Jumpy little thing.
IV.
Awkwardness relieved
by persons of interest.
Vamps eat Jiffy Pop?!!
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